Get down, get busy! TFTWOS (pronounced "Tuft Wuss") is loose on the street! Fleet! I know you don't know me well yet, BUT YOU WILL! Power! Powwwweeeerrr!

So I figure the best way to get this KRAZY ball rolling is for me to tell you a little sumpin-sumpin about my BAD SELF! Whop ding!

Some katz n doggz say, "Hey, man, The First Two Weeks Of September will be AWESOME!" To that, I AGREE!

Others say, "Woah. The First Two Weeks Of September will be HARD." To that, I say: Maybe, maybe not! You want it hard, my little honeycake, I can do that. BUT SOFT N SMOOTH IS MORE MY STYLE."

I've even heard, "The First Two Weeks Of September can't possibly be worse than last year." To that, I say CHEERS AND HIDEY HO, CAUSE I'M AGING LIKE A FINE WINE AND I JUST GET RIPER BY THE DAY. Slurp!

Skunk it!

So if you guys wanna ask me anything or shoot the TFTWOS breeze, I'M IN IT TO THE LIMIT!

Uh huh... Waiting for some MAJIKK,

~~TFTWUS

*falls all over self*
Just one question: Will you marry me?

haha! You make me laugh...a lot.

i think TFTWOS is a DYMNZ reincarnation.

Is that thier rap group? Or am I making things up again?

yup

sep 6th - ok go at cafe du nord
sep 11th - my birthday
sep 12th - the decemberists at the filmore

tftwos you rule.

I give you a giant w00t TFTWOS!....so here it is




w00t

ok so it';s not really that giant - but i tried!

hahaha u r hilarious
i'm gonna second rose's giant wOOt...


wOOt!

say word?

WOOT!

hehe my woot kills yours.

WOW LOOT....


yeah, back to the old skool. Check ma bad self!

HAHAHAHAHHHA
"check ma bad self"
hahah i can picture u saying that then taking a swig of stella LOL

stella is hands down my favorite beer....just a little bit of dave trivia.

....also my favorite show.....go figure.

Kronenbourg 1664 is my favourite beer... Man i could sure go for one right about now and its only midday... I love Hoegaarden too.

....i have no comment...im 14......



























<--------- thats a pic of me...i modeld for it.

14? That makes me feel old. I didn't even have the internet at that age. 56k was top of the range and paedophiles weren't at large on forums and chatrooms. So much has changed in a very short space of time God knows what we'll be doing in 10 years time... Probably aaalllll dead

according the Mayans, the world is ending on my birthday in 2012. That'd be pretty kickass if it were true.

Maybe your birthday present will be a gigantic nuclear bomb and you accidently set it off playing pin the tail on the donkey... Jus a theory

Knowing me, I'd do that.
And I know people who'd give nuclear bombs as gifts.

hehe HAPPY BIRTHDAY now die..

I'm expecting birthday gifts to be amazing and a day early that year.

lol ill give u everything i own if its really gona be the end of the world that day.

Yeah
And I wouldn't allow people to take back gifts.
I'd make them sign a contract.

who are the mayans? I'm 13...

P.S 100th post wootness

everytime i come to this board and see the "here i am" as the last post for this forum, i start singing "stuck in the middle with you..."

Do you get an urge to slice off someones ear?

no...
and that's disturbing if you, or anyone else for that matter, do...

To be fair the second i come onto the forum i have a sudden urge to kill people in disgusting ways? But i am ever so slightly unstable. Im suprised that we're allowed internet access in the maxium security wing of an insane asylum?

last year i told this girl how i think it would be awesome to gauge someones eyes out with a spork because at the end it would fling out of the socket because sporks are made of plastic...well she called me a freak.i called her a b*tch.lol.that would be neat right?? hehe i have some weird thing with disposable plates/eating utensills.
i have a paper plate with plastic forks sporks and a knife taped to the inside of the door of my locker...its great.









OMG IM A CHATTY LITTLE MONKEY!
i like monkeys.
and pie...

i like monkeys. and bananas. but not together.

Your birthday is Dec. 21? That's my friend's birthday too...and Dec. 21, 2012 has been in my aim profile for ages cause I know the world will be ending then.

The Mayans to whoever asked (a 13 and a 14 year old?! i feel ancient) were an Indian race who lived in Mexico before Columbus landed, and Pizarro and his conquistadors eventually landed and killed them all.

noo its supposed to end december 23rd.

lol close enough.

the title of this thread really bothers me... every time i see it i think of kelly clarkson's song... gahh i hate my cousin for singing her all the time grrr

lol i kinda like that song. the thing is she sounds like shes tryin to be avril lavigne some times..makes me want to hit her..

i didn't mind the song when i first heard it but b/c i've heard it so many bloody times i'm so sick of it ... and my cousin is absolutely obsessed w/ kelly clarkson... it's all she talks about practically all she listens to

i hate it when a radio station takes a perfectly good song and ruins it by playin it too much.like.....ok i love green day very much and i liked that song holiday before they started playin it on the radio, but now they play it so much that i skip it when listenin to the cd.

We got When September Ends all the time! Barely heared holiday at all. I cannot stand when september ends mainly because i hate that video... Such a modern day cliche. Other than that, greenday are a cool bunch of dudes

thats the funny thing. they use cliche's on purpose lol.i think its funny.hehe

I like the video cause the guy was Billy Elliot. The song itself really isn't that good.

I disagree with Dec. 23. I stand by my Dec. 21 date for the end of the world until someone finds proof that it's otherwise.


*Edit: I have actually just found both dates stated as the end of the current Mayan cycle, so maybe it'll be the 22nd?